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    November 05

    Last Chance

    9°C, Showers, quite heavy too

    Appetite- Constantly hungry today, all those trips to the canteen, raiding my locker (it was full of food). But still hungry. Am I pregnant? Can't be! But Matt suggested a possible- it's the colder weather. Has my metabolism increased to create more warmth?

    Douglass Adams: in the book "Last Chance To See"... this guy has a very powerful way of writing that combines wit, human vulnerability and above all- protest.
    Concerning the slaughter of a goat for the sake of filming Komodo dragons:
    "The great thing about being the only species that makes the distinction between right and wrong is that we can make up the rules for ourselves as we go along."
    There is stuff like this throughout the book. He can't resist anthropomorphising animals and situations with sensitivity but not with excessive sentimentality. I have only read his fiction stuff before, this is so fresh.
    October 20

    Occupational hazard

    11°C, rain.Orange leaves clinging to wet things

    Autumn colds are an occupational hazard in our business. It's only been two weeks since the last one and I have another cold rising today. Damned awkward when a week's holiday is approaching.
    Loonies: I am one, I have sent myself over 50 emails today is says here. The spammers are just as bonkers today too, then have send hundreds! I was only getting about 20 unwanted posts daily over the last few months, but now it's over a hundred a day.
    Just as well they automatically drop in the Deleted folder.
    July 20

    Dee of Ee

    20°C, sun & showers

    Only a short slot in which to write. Hope the tent dries out in this half-hour. After, I shoot out for a meal organised by QM. Still trembling with tiredness, all credit to noisy kids talking all night on the camp-site. Why girls, all the loud conversation, it's only rain? The solution was obvious but not to hand- ear-plugs.
    We did feel a certain moral superiority on the hiking trips; we staff hiked. Other schools' staff manned checkpoints sitting in their cars having driven up onto the plateau. Our kids had expected us to do just that when they asked about this; the answer shut them up. We packed our rucksacks and hiked up the climbs too. In fact, on the second day, we'd worked out that we could give them an hour's head-start and get to the checkpoints before them. That depended on the extreme slowness of our kids of course, and that is the way it turned out to be.

    Rosie quickly became the trip's mascot. On leaving yesterday the girls gathered by the gate as we drove out, all waving and cheering. When close enough I could hear "bye Rosie" etc. hey, what about me? It's me that marks your coursework!
    that dog impressed everyone, she changed quite a few minds about the virtue of the poodle breed. She also did a fine job of pre-washing the girls' saucepans- Rosie likes beef stew, noodles and spaghetti hoops.
    July 15

    soon...

    20°C, drizzle then light and warmth

    A day for conflict, borrowing, exasperation, reconciliation; a day for an early night.

    ...night.
    July 14

    Hey, again... up for a spin

    20°C, showers with rumbles

    Hey again, up for s pin?...pretty rain makes you smile...this is something, why don't you come in?...this is some swell trash....Jesus, he's easy, the safest way to go home....Hell, nothing's boring, never could panic alone...Hey again, my only friend, pretty rain makes you smile, don't pretty rain make you smile?...You are something, why don't you come in?...You are some swell trash... Hyper-martyr, never would panic alone...Find her, my safest way to go home
    K.Hersh.

    This storm is getting further away...
    one elephant..two elephant..three elephant...nine elephant
    about 1½ miles away now.

    Even the kids are tired at work; they feel like us. I caught two fast asleep in the computer room; they woke lost and surprised, staggering with pins & needles.I feel for them.

    July 01

    Pig flu

    Sun32°C, less humidity, more sun. I like it this way.Sun

    Swine flu has arrived at work. 4 kids diagnosed, more are absent through illness and contagious-hypochondria. Now, if I could just contract man-flu, then I stand a chance of some time off.
    This weather is a good arrangement, keep at it weather-spirits.
    This car tax disc (on the desk) should be in my car- right?
    ...ok.

    Passiflora: Look what I managed to grow.
    June 12

    Health & Safety

    21°C. Sun. C20

    That Health & Safety meeting was just as good as I'd expected. Didn't expect the prostate bit though.

    That hotel company did the honourable thing and returned my money today. So that is cleared up with no bad feelings, I'm still going to buy a tent though.
    March 27

    A formal decryption

    8°C, windy but mostly clear

    I refuse to indulge in this:
    I often use email as a portable way of collecting school-work. This kid was asked to send a document for review called a "Proposal" that then needs some comment from me as her teacher. Here it is:

    Pupil:

    Hiya sir

    Can u plz check da proposal I no u did b4 bt I changed d alas part n now ur comment doesn't match wid ma wrk sorry bt cn u do d las techa comment review thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    G

    _______________________________________
    Reply Forward Invite G to Google Mail 

    to  G
    show details  24 Mar (3 days ago)
    ____________________________________

    My Reply:

    what is this cryptic code you have sent. Frankly, I haven't got time to decode it. Send me an email that communicates your thoughts and I will do something to help.

    Also, there is no attachment on this email.
    --

    MdD
    _________________________________

    Pupil's second post:

    Huh wat r u on a bout??????????????

    Am confused

    Sos I fink I forgot to mke an attachment
    But here it is so can u review it plz
    ________________________________

    ........End of messages

    The document was attached to the second email, but was so badly written so that I am too exasperated to continue the thread here. The first version had no punctuation, the after my response, it was filled with commas everywhere. I mean everywhere, in the middle of phrases, anywhere except the places they would have helped make the paragraph intelligible.
    Further; I passed a copy of this onto the English department; who then used it to start a lesson on writing to a target audience and use of suitable language, or something like that. It went down a storm.
    March 23

    Is it really over one week away?

    8°C, cold winds, rain at noon

    Over a week to go, damn, I was convinced about Friday.

    Feel like a derelict after parents' evening. Goodnight.
    Soon to bed at 10pm.: is this walking into the same trap?
    March 13

    J-cover

    11°C, dry, calm

    Film: Da Vinci Code: what frivolous sentimental bilge that was. Beautifully shot, with an extremely silly story.

    Sketch: from a cover lesson yesterday, didn't take long, but then the page is small. Year 7s are bonkers.
    Today has been troubled by a poor night's sleep and a disturbing phone text from a stranger.
    February 26

    How are you doing?

    8°C, same weather again, but wind makes it colder

    Reviews: these student interviews are a treat. A point in my job where I can sit with the most wonderful people and ask them : how are you doing?
    they are committed to answer, I listen; we eat chocolate and tick boxes.
    If only it wasn't quite so tiring, if only I wasn't so totally spent this evening. I could then really relish the conversations had with these inspiring people. This whelming malaise has washed out the thoughts I would have entertained this evening.
    Goodnight.
    February 25

    Hope is lost

    10°C, cloudy, dry and N winds- same as yesterday.

    A strangely easy week this; perhaps in lieu of tomorrow.

    Hope is lost: for the world. Four VI-form girls drove to the supermarket across the road today at lunchtime. A trip less of than 1/3 of a mile. You might be thinking "how lazy", but in practice it was not. If they were lazy they'd choose the easiest and quickest way to get there. I beat them in both directions by walking. They only had a few lunch snack packets to carry; they were, all four of them able-bodied. Yet they compressed themselves into a tiny car and probably spent most of the journey standing at the lights waiting for green.
    Their real motive remains hidden. When I have some clue, I'll mention it here.
    February 23

    Gee an Tea

    10°C, grey, calm & dry

    Staff training day: today we learnt how to teach kids who are gifted and or talented. The baked potatoes were nice, and I had two puddings.
    February 05

    homogenous

    1°C, Morning - heavy snow. later slushy met.

    Whiteout sky and ground is now fading towards bland slushy grey. It's blandly heading towards lake black.
    Normally, the little green characters would be running about in this view, maybe they are getting tired of the snow. Maybe they aren't coming to school today.
    January 21

    Icebound school

    -1 to 4°C, Sun
    Gave in: the legs insisted, I rode to work. Days like this are about keeping eyes wide open for possible (black)ice. All was clear until I turned into the road where school is parked. It was glazed, I rode straight, fine. But turning was impossible, so I used shank's pony to teeter and totter the last one hundred yards.
    I was left pondering, somewhat idly, but still...
    Why did Walsall & Staffs do all that gritting & salting, but leave out the school? Schools are a magnet for large cars carrying kids short distances from home, needlessly clogging the streets. In a society that regards child safety with fanatical reverence so we are obliged to write risk assessments for the most unlikely hazards like throwing snowballs. Mind you, the pavements were too slippery for walking, roads get gritted, er, except this one. Oh well.
     
    Anyway, back to the point; everywhere seemed to have treatement to prevent dangerous ice, but our school was left out. What's going on. (there, got there in the end).
    January 20

    Of Ice and indescision

    Clear, 4°C



    Drove, no Ice could, have ridden, pah!
    Sunset- favourable, mornings- lighter and I'm charmed by a delightful tutor group. What can I do to let them know how much I appreciate them?
    Chrome:it is really no problem writing a blog entry in Chrome in raw HTML, line breaks, paragraphs and style are obvious really.

    November 26

    7½ mile walk.

    9°C, still, light cloud.

    Walk home, Why?: The rear axle of my commuting bike seems to have snapped on the way home. Not sure because it has all seized up and can't be unscrewed with the tools I carry each day. All I could do is walk. So walk I did; 7½ miles, that would be terrible but for my liking walking and the mild interval in the weather.

    November 17

    Leaden

    9°C, rain.
    Drive home from work in a car. The traffic was thick, the rain was thick and the journey - retarded. Looking out through sparkling drips on the windscreen you can see into a  world of lead. The surface of Venus must be like this. Surfaces are shiny with molten lead, wet, gunmetal-grey, and filthy. Well, cool temperatures and only about 15psi. not really crushing, so not Venus then. That place must be hell.

    What can I read after "Norwegian Wood"? More Murakami, but which one? (South Of the Border, Sputnik Sweetheart or Wind Up Bird Chronicle)
    September 30

    Murder, rain and rage.

    15°C, rain.

    Unsettling: I rode passed a murder scene on the way to work this morning. The Police had closed the road, set up a cordon and a canvas tent stood ominously over a garden. Clearly, something dreadful had happened. Read
    Later: I was subject to a road rage assault from a dustbin lorry driver. Had he some upset to recover from that drove him to verbally attack me? My "offence" was trivial, I overtook his lorry climbing to Shire Oak and which put him driving two cars behind me blasting his horn and shouting. He thought I should have stayed behind him. The rest of his thoughts were a jumble of obscenities and fist waving, all incoherently thrown as he stood at a red traffic light.
    I remained calm.
    Perhaps he was always like that; how unfortunate.
    January 18

    Warn & wet

    13°C, rain but now clear. More forcast with floods.
    Ride in anyway today, I can't sleep with this lack of exercise, just ride then. No punctures. Mornings are getting lighter...